- All those weeds – so little thyme
- My plants are not dead they are just sleeping
- Gone to pot
- Gardeners on average eat 50 pork pies a month – first time I’ve been above average on anything
- Gardeners know all the dirt
- Summer is set in with all it’s usual severity
- I am Julian and this my friend sandy
- I could give up gardening but I’m no quitter
- Where there’s muck there’s brassicas
- Before they made Alan Titchmarsh they broke the mould ( groucho Marx)
- The answer lies in the soil
- You can’t have everything I mean where would you put it
- Sweat peas and whirled peas
- You can’t improve on nature unless you can get it to look at the pictures on seed packets
- If you want it to rain water your garden
- To tell a flower from a weed pick it and if it grows again back it is a weed