Gardeners Tips for Dummies are contained in the above book.

Other Dummies to Consider

If your veg crop fails, buy some dummies from the local greengrocer.
Do not be upset if your dummy is not working in the garden today.
Slugs and pests are seldom dummies, they are always live.
Babies dummies sometimes benefit from a bit of sugar – so too can your Tomatoes and Carrots prior to eating.
Do not throw your dummy out with the rain butt water.

This is just a dummy post – a garden post