Do you remember Bill & Ben the flowerpot men and their friend Little Weed?
Did they have gnomes in the garden and if not why not. These little stone or pot ornaments do not do any harm except when dropped on slugs.

The word Gnome is more pc than the German equivalent of Garden Dwarves hey-ho as Snowwhite wouldn’t say
Grumpy Gnome home
Keep Calm and talk to your Gnome
Stay off the grass only smoke tobacco
If you want to grow your own food look for bacon seeds

What do you call plant that self sows everywhere? A weed

Free weeds  – Pick Your Own!