You are not barking up the wrong tree with this Cornus Siberica the Dog Wood. It was not on show at Upper Crufts but at the RHS. If you buy one from their shop it will have a bark code.
No matter what you have done wrong in the garden try to make it look like the dog did it.
Do Eskimos train their dogs in the Mush room?
What is the difference between a posh gardener and a warm dog? A gardener wears a suit a dog just pants!
Well I am off to pick some Collie Flowers, watch Hound of Music and listen to Wolfhound Amadeus Mozart who wrote Corgi and Bess! (Thanks Les Barker and Mrs Ackroyd)