{"id":18988,"date":"2019-07-12T09:12:38","date_gmt":"2019-07-12T08:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/?p=18988"},"modified":"2019-07-12T09:12:38","modified_gmt":"2019-07-12T08:12:38","slug":"funny-quotes-for-gardeners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/articles\/funny-quotes-for-gardeners\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Quotes for Gardeners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-19494\" src=\"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/sun-005-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/sun-005-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/sun-005-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/sun-005-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/sun-005-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>All those weeds &#8211; so little thyme<\/li>\n<li>My plants are not dead they are just sleeping<\/li>\n<li>Gone to pot<\/li>\n<li>Gardeners on average eat 50 pork pies a month &#8211; first time I&#8217;ve been above average on anything<\/li>\n<li>Gardeners know all the dirt<\/li>\n<li>Summer is set in with all it&#8217;s usual severity<\/li>\n<li>I am Julian and this my friend sandy<\/li>\n<li>I could give up gardening but I&#8217;m no quitter<\/li>\n<li>Where there&#8217;s muck there&#8217;s brassicas<\/li>\n<li>Before they made Alan Titchmarsh they broke the mould ( groucho Marx)<\/li>\n<li>The answer lies in the soil<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t have everything I mean where would you put it<\/li>\n<li>Sweat peas and whirled peas<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t improve on nature unless you can get it to look at the pictures on seed packets<\/li>\n<li>If you want it to rain water your garden<\/li>\n<li>To tell a flower from a weed pick it and if it grows again back it is a weed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All those weeds &#8211; so little thyme My plants are not dead they are just sleeping Gone to pot Gardeners on average eat 50 pork pies a month &#8211; first time I&#8217;ve been above average on anything Gardeners know all the dirt Summer is set in with all it&#8217;s usual severity I am Julian and this my friend sandy I could give up gardening but I&#8217;m no quitter Where there&#8217;s muck there&#8217;s brassicas Before they made Alan Titchmarsh they broke&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/articles\/funny-quotes-for-gardeners\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18988"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20081,"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18988\/revisions\/20081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenerstips.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}