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Gardening is no Laughing matter, the joke is usually on the gardener<\/p>\n
Naughty Gardeners Quips<\/strong> What is long and thin, covered in skin, ‘I think the answer lies in the soil’ Arthur Fallowfield the man who put the sex in Sussex but left Scunthorpe alone.<\/p>\n Clean Gardeners (I don’t believe it)<\/strong> The snowman asked can you smell carrots? The older the better unless you are a banana Going to the Flicks<\/strong> Gardening is no Laughing matter, the joke is usually on the gardener Naughty Gardeners Quips There was a young man from Australia on his bottom he painted a dahlia the heat of the ball caused the petals to fall and the scent was a bit of a failure What is long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts? Rhubarb ‘I think the answer lies in the soil’ Arthur Fallowfield the man who put the sex…<\/p>\n
\nThere was a young man from Australia
\non his bottom he painted a dahlia
\nthe heat of the ball
\ncaused the petals to fall
\nand the scent was a bit of a failure<\/p>\n
\nred in parts and goes in tarts?
\nRhubarb<\/p>\n
\nWhat is the difference between bogies and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli<\/p>\n
\nDoes okra come from Okrahoma
\nWhat is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine
\nWhat is orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot<\/p>\n
\nAre 2 banana skins a pair of slipper
\nWhat is green in the morning, yellow in the afternoon and brown in the evening? another banana<\/p>\n
\nWho framed Roger Raddish,
\n20,000 leeks under the sea,
\nButch celery and the sunflower kid,
\nThe lawn ranger,
\nQuatermass and the Pip,
\nThe magnificent five-a-day,
\nSnow White and the 7 Dwarfbeans,
\nOkrahoma,
\nRocky soil II,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"