Shock and awe your gardening friends with these brash ideas.

Brash Gardening.

• Put some colour in your cheeks!    Garden naked.

• Use brash colour schemes that are ‘rash, cheeky, saucy, or vulgarly self- assertive’

• ‘Loose hedge refuse,  clippings etc’ will be composted – wont they!

• Do not succumb to Summer Vomiting Virus -  ‘ Brash eruption of fluid from the stomach’.

• Put a Petunia in your Onion Patch.

• Dare to be different
• Garden whilst listening to Brash radio

‘Quotes are from the OED ‘